Eeeewwwww!
Received thise and thought to share!!!!!!!!!!
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) 
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. 
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. 
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your damn hands!
19 comments:
and i lick my fingers...
Thats why I encourage women to play with my penis and suck my balls. Coz they are going to do it with others without knowing. LOL.
And that is why I am going to buy a pair of gloves!
what's this about people not washing their hands after doing the deed with themselves? yuck! yeah people had better wash their damn hands. eeew!
That is why I religously wash my hands after touching doors and don't shake nobody's hands.
@halfnhalf, my computer couldn't display the graphics, were those pictures of hands or penis'?
This is why my favorite handshake is the fists bumping head on. We touched, alas only on the black hand side, keep your juices to yourself darling. Women won the stats on that one, dayum.
And eat some damn fibre, you godzilla-breath-coming-out-of-the-wrong-side-having heathens
@ MODO: double eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
@ Udi: LOL, dont know whether to agree with you or not but you do have a point
@ Aco: yeah, gloves and a helmet, what with all the blows coming your way.... pole
@ Spicebar: Guess its bliss (after the deed)
@ AK: HAAAAAAA, no penises on my blog!!!
@ I think the rastafarians had it right all along. I know shocking about women winning that one.. The things we never tell you guys
Am with makanga on the 'gota' handshake. I practice that religiously and thank gawd for swing doors (no hands). Now, where can I find a gas mask? Ewwww! Thankfully I cant swim to save my life. :-) (Runs off to 'sanitize' office door handle)
Am with makanga on the 'gota' handshake. I practice that religiously and thank gawd for swing doors (no hands). Now, where can I find a gas mask? Ewwww! Thankfully I cant swim to save my life. :-) (Runs off to 'sanitize' office door handle)
EEEEEwwwwwwwwwwww.
Mimi, I do not shake hands *waving vigorously*
Am just curious as to the way the research was done to come up with such statistics.
@ aegeus: gota jo!!! LOL.
@ Prousette: me thinks it must have been researched by someone who won an Ignoble award.
OH NO!
I can't believe this!!That Door handle data makes me wanna cry!!
offto disnfect and sanitize the hands. Now i see why people use tissue to open doors double Yuck
the stats on women vs men on washing hands after wanking? ehhh? its credibility I shuku!
I flush the loo with my feet, open doors with tissue, and hardly ever shake hands.... I am one of those peeps who washes my hands a mil times when I am cooking.... . I am sooo afraid of germs :(
Those statistics enyewe are cooked. EEEeeeeeeewwwwwwww. But i rarely share loos with men so whats with statistics of penises.
Whatever you do, You cant help contracting peoples germs..........
"Prousette said...
EEEEEwwwwwwwwwwww.
Mimi, I do not shake hands *waving vigorously*
Am just curious as to the way the research was done to come up with such statistics."
Hahaa :D
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
Its time to stop breathing
i too i'm wondering about the research. i find it very hard to believe most of the stuff...
I'm so with Majonzi on this... It assumes that chicks are more prolific than jamaaz on self entertainment and this seriously I do doubt.
Anal gases though- that I beleive.I have a collegue who's a vegetarian with flatulence problems. Occupational hazard bila shaka.
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