Could this be the way to get people involved in "ending" poverty in Africa

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MADARAKA- BEING KENYAN

My mother drunk or not (somebody was once quoted). That is what I feel about being a Kenyan. I mean I just came from home the other day, and the drama there was more than anyone can bear. Today being my and kenyas birthday I decided to list unique (good and bad) things about kenya that make it kenya. THIS IS WHY I LOVE KENYA

1. We love politicians/ we hate politicians
I mean........Kenyans hate and love politicians at the same time. I have sworn till my throat got sore at those guys. Most of our politicians are sooo loathsome, you wouldnt hire them to sweep your toilet and yet we elect them to make laws and represent us. WTF!!!!

Smoking gun:
David Mwenje

2. We trust our preachers/ we are cheated by our preachers
Dont use condoms, pay money and you will be cured of AIDS. This group of people are a circus all by themselves. Remember the catholic priest who decided to get married? enuf said

Smoking Gun:
"The glory is here" is getting married and we are excited about it

3. TV
Seriously how many shows (failed ones) can Kathleen Openda and Jimmy Gathu Host? How many Cuando ses mias can women get addicted to? And where the Fuck does nation get their reporters from, and why cant they pay emmanuel Juma to retrain them? Those reporters suck (seriously- they have lemons in their mouth). Thankfully Hamisi Tembo and Aunty Elizabeth are now behind the scenes.

Smoking Gun
Bernard Otieno and Bernard Otieno?

4. Radio
What is Jambo FM? Which radio station has Pinky Ghelani, JIMMY GATHU, and Bob Kioko never worked for? And whats with all the comedians (sic) on Radio. And seriously how many times can you listen to My hips dont lie? Why has Kiss FM not paid Sean Paul?

Smoking Gun
DJ CK

5. WE STILL LOVE KENYA
To go full circle, my mother drunk or not. Despite all the above, We still love Kenya and are very very proud to be kenyan. We say it with pride and would set up a boxing match between Conjestina and anyone who dares speak ill of Kenya.

Smoking Gun
We still take Kenyan ID's despite the bad black and white photographer.

BE PROUD TO BE KENYAN ( I AM!!!)

Am back!!!!!!!!!! Anyone miss me? (anyone!!!)

For those who have seen this poleni, if you havent: ENJOY






Kibaki whispering to World bank Director.. who was also kibaki's tenant in Muthaiga at the time. Either you unleash that funding to Kenya or I hike your rent by 200k kuku wewe!!
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Tuju to the PM of Thailand:... and that is Raila .. he is very very stupid .. look at him eh ? we are busy enjoying Thai cuisine and the dude is arguing with the waiter to bring him kamongo... I mean wtf !!! .. anyway were it not for human rights he was one of the animals that we are planning to ship to Thailand zoo=============================================



National Assembly speaker Francis Kaparo:

"ONE: This is the very last warning to all those MPs who have been writing grafitti on parliaments chairs and benches and especially in the toilets .. sijui ... "Kamotho was here - 1997 to 1999" mara "I shikashikad Martha before Father did it" .. ETC ... THIS IS IT. Anyone found writing on thee wall is OUT."

"TWO: Anyone found smoking weed in parliament grounds just because the police cannot arrest you in here .. will have to face the Chief Whip. So I am therefore addressing Kajwang, Njoki Ngung'u, Beth Mugo, Mwenje and Tuju .. let me not see you hiding in the garden again"

"THREE: Lina Jebii Kilimo is a married woman ! Can all those leaving her "love notes" in the her pigeon hall cease do do so from today onwards ! ... (omits reading the culprit's names because he is one of them)

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It was not me ! I am not the one! I was not even near the Holy family Basilica parking.. I know reports are saying that people saw a white robe running into the chapel after the incident ,, BUT I can assure you I was not the one. ! ... Next Question Please ?