Pati Tai!

Today I turn 21 for the 12th time! ha ha ha am as old as Kenya Y'all

I plan on getting too drunk to remember my name! so enjoy madaraka day!

Will blog on Monday to tell you whether the delectable man appeared again!

Beautiful weekend! but still on strokes! (sorry strike)

I thought I would never again post here, but Hey! life happens........still waiting to join the web ring!

Any who's.......I had the best weekend in the longest time. Initially I was at a loss about what to do with myself! See my life is very dependant on two things:
the radio and the Internet! The radio only because I can listen to football! but as everyone knows its the beginning of a long and boring soccerless life. I feel nothing for rugby or round us aka baseball.

So there I was twiddling my thumbs, and having a boring ass discussion about the May blue moon. And then (*drum rolls* ) the creature from out of this world (previously unknown to all of you) makes an appearance with the most beautiful phrase in South Sudan:

would you like to go for a drink? (dude a beer is 250 kshs!)

The man is too beautiful despite the fact the he got me totally and absolutely plastered! The entire weekend....

You know how you meet a man/woman and you could sell you mathe and her chicken and cat to hit it? When you get all hot and bothered just looking at his legs? For the first time EVER the heat/sun was my friend couz people have to wear shorts! This is that man! walahi I coulda sold Y'all had you been there! Heck I probably sold my grandmathe. This is how beautiful this man is: I could have stopped supporting Man U just for one night with this walking, talking temptation!

So did I hit it? (clearing throat)

Don't panic fellow passengers I have a mega rider for the bilaz train! Damn marriage vows!
I didn't even know that people still take those seriously! I mean!

Departure point:
Is it wrong to black out when kamataing strokes? (totally unrelated to my weekend)

Have a great week Y'all and hope next time I post I will be in my new home!