Former chimney : Week 2!

Guest blogger! you evil troll!

Actually it is comments like yours that make me more determined! See am one of those annoying people whom you NEVER EVER dare! One day after I stopped some guy said "bet you wont last a week!" Ha who's laughing now!

I have got alot of support and encouragement from alot of bloggers (or as modo calls them- cheering squad) and from D1. That guys is precious! Thank you guys!

ok, am suffering from bloggers block and besides am too busy being pure like a golf course! Hilarious!...............kama hujasoma hebu head over there! It is the only place where am still, and I quote: "so teenage looking, so pubescent…so unchartered…so undiscovered…pure like a golf-course. " priceless!

I have nothing to say except:

BAT - minus 1 ( bei imepanda! they loose twice!)

H n H - 2

Cheering squad - 2

D1 - 3 (well he is not kissing an ash tray anymore!)

Enjoy your weekend Yall

PS: JKE is also on the no smokers band wagon! How is going with you?

Week one: Diary of a former chimney!

Never, ever smoke: your mother was right after all!





Sunday:
smoked the last cigarette! was pretty drunk so really didn't feel anything.... This is too easy. What is the Fuss all about? Finally go to bed at about midnight

Monday 6.30 am
Rise and shine, weekend over. Time to start the week. Due to the over indulgence of the weekend, I did not have time to prepare for the week. So I have to wake up like really really early. I have a funny feeling in my throat! something is missing. Oh well, maybe its just a hangover.

8.00 am: Give away ALL my remaining stock.....
coffee finished...any smoker will tell you that these are the best to smoke:

• after coffee
• after food
• in the morning
• with a beer!
• after sex! he he he he
  

I need a stick like now! but I have to prove to the world that am tough. So curb the urge.

IM my sister and tell her I have stopped smoking: I think she is still in hospital recovering from the shock!

1.00 pm: Lunch! food has no taste, water no taste, I need a sweet!

Day one over! I always said that if I finish day one, then I will be fine: (woooi someone should have warned me!)

Tuesday:
Nothing happening, just fighting the cravings. Food is horrible, I just want something sweet.

Wednesday:
Day starts okay. Me full of determination. Work sax, yada yada yada.

6.00 pm
Visitors in the compound.... 2 crates of beer!

Dear Lord,
Please strike all this people dead
NOW!

should I have a beer or not? Ok maybe one.......two.....three......

9.00 Pm
I will never for as long as I live forget being chased around with a slipper because I was about to break down and smoke! LOOOL

Friday:
Actually feeling good! my room has no cigarette smoke smell, my clothes smell ok. Food is beginning to taste better! this no smoking thing has benefits
More drinks, more craving. Luckily this time no slipper!

12.00 midnite
I once read this thing, ati kissing a smoker is like kissing an ash tray. So I ask the delectable one (D1? yeah he is still around, so I keep getting on and off the BT) if there is a difference between kissing a smoker and a non smoker? attention all smokers: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

Reflection:
I have a new admiration for people who break addictions. I have never had to do anything so hard in my entire life.
So the weekend is here, lets see how many slippers are used this weekend!

Scores:

BAT: nil

Half n Half: 1

Phew!

Actually couldn't think of a title for this post!

Anyway, Ahsanteni all those who publicly and secretly wished me a happy day! I did indeed have a wonderful birthday weekend! the best I have had in a while! aaaaaaaand, (mitoto yote ifunge macho) I did briefly get off the bilaz train! lakini am back in it! (aiiiiii, it was a one weekend stand Y'all).......Yes it was that delectable one!

On to more pleasant news! couple of things happening in my life currently:

• Am finally leaving this country! don't know where I will land but you can be sure I will update you!
• After many many many years, I have finally taken the plunge and stopped smoking! (CLAPS, CHEERS, MAYOE, SHANGWE NA VIGELEGELE!) But that is a battle that I haven't won yet, but am sooo determined to win!
  
• Related to one above, am seriously thinking of going back to school! all my friends are doing it and I also wanna look *smart* no seriously! I think I may!
  
• Someone FINALLY saw it fit to name their child after me! LOOL! poor soul!

Ok have a good week one and all!

Pati Tai!

Today I turn 21 for the 12th time! ha ha ha am as old as Kenya Y'all

I plan on getting too drunk to remember my name! so enjoy madaraka day!

Will blog on Monday to tell you whether the delectable man appeared again!

Beautiful weekend! but still on strokes! (sorry strike)

I thought I would never again post here, but Hey! life happens........still waiting to join the web ring!

Any who's.......I had the best weekend in the longest time. Initially I was at a loss about what to do with myself! See my life is very dependant on two things:
the radio and the Internet! The radio only because I can listen to football! but as everyone knows its the beginning of a long and boring soccerless life. I feel nothing for rugby or round us aka baseball.

So there I was twiddling my thumbs, and having a boring ass discussion about the May blue moon. And then (*drum rolls* ) the creature from out of this world (previously unknown to all of you) makes an appearance with the most beautiful phrase in South Sudan:

would you like to go for a drink? (dude a beer is 250 kshs!)

The man is too beautiful despite the fact the he got me totally and absolutely plastered! The entire weekend....

You know how you meet a man/woman and you could sell you mathe and her chicken and cat to hit it? When you get all hot and bothered just looking at his legs? For the first time EVER the heat/sun was my friend couz people have to wear shorts! This is that man! walahi I coulda sold Y'all had you been there! Heck I probably sold my grandmathe. This is how beautiful this man is: I could have stopped supporting Man U just for one night with this walking, talking temptation!

So did I hit it? (clearing throat)

Don't panic fellow passengers I have a mega rider for the bilaz train! Damn marriage vows!
I didn't even know that people still take those seriously! I mean!

Departure point:
Is it wrong to black out when kamataing strokes? (totally unrelated to my weekend)

Have a great week Y'all and hope next time I post I will be in my new home!